GOOD TO BE WITH YOU
After an exhausting day apart, I plopped on the couch with my husband.
"It feels good to be with you," I said.
"Imagine how great I must feel," he said. "I'm with me all the time."
DOUBTING MY WILLPOWER
ME: "I've got a goal for the holidays. No Phish Food until Christmas. Think I can do it?"
HIM: "Um. No."