"You grow up the day you have a your first real laugh at yourself." (Ethel Barrymore)
Michael: Hey, Al. I'm on my way to the grocery store. What should I pick up?
Me: Uh, how 'bout some hemorrhoid cream...
Michael: Haha! No, seriously. (guffaw, chortle)
Crickets: chirp, chirp
Michael: Right. No, of course. Why would you joke about something like that?